TS: 50 TD: 40 MLG: 36 LW: 42 TSn: 40 TSw: 40 SB: 38 RLD: 44 MLG FFA: 9
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Posted by: Big lulux
[insert generic statement about Reach "not being Halo" here]
[insert statement of true Halo fandom]
[Generic statement of disappointment in Halo: Reach's gameplay and/or design][Generic Halo 2/3 comparison][Insert comment about Bungie catering to newcomers (noobs) and not listening to their "hardcore" fanbase][spelling errors][random grammar mistakes]
[Wall o' text - complete with little punctuation, and rife with grammatical errors and spelling miscues]
[insert DMR complaint][Generic BR vs. DMR comparison][Statement of DMR suckage and how super-awesome BR was][DMR takes no skill statement][Insert reticle bloom complaint][Generic "reticle bloom takes out all skill" statement][Generic 'grenades are overpowered' statement][WTF was Bungie thinking statement][Usage of term 'mini nuke' in describing grenades][more spellling errors][grammatcial mistakes][Armor abilities complaint][Generic Halo=CoD statement][Generic complaints - Jetpack, Armor Lock, Invisibility][Second CoD reference][Generic Bungie is -blam!-][Melee complaint][Why is hammer in Reach statement][Sword-blocking complaint][Scathing insult directed at Bungie][Generic movement speed complaint][No sweet 'trick jumping' complaint][Generic 'We are supposed to be super-soldiers' statment in concern to movement speed and jumping height][Generic MLG will fix movement speed and jumping issues][Weapon damage complaint][MLG fixing weapon damage statement][more grammatical errors]
[Generic 'not buying Reach' statement][Generic "I have X number of 50 accounts" statement][Proclamation of KDR and/or stats in Halo 3][Statement of number of Halo 3 games played]
[More CoD comparisons][Bungie insults][grammatical/spelling errors][Bungie losing competitive fanbase statement][Generic 'Quit Ban' statement][Bungie is -blam!-]
[Generic "how to fix Reach" summary - including statement about bringing back BR, increasing movement speed/jumping height, getting rid of reticle bloom and armor abilities, fix melee, nerf grenades, etc]
[Insult directed at individuals that do not share the same complaints][spelling errors]
My Gamertag is [insert tag with multiple x's, up-and-down letters, numbers substituted for letters, any reference to MLG, BR, 4 shot, sniper, usage of 'z' instead of 's']
You missed the part where they took out the brute shot and replaced it with a noob tube.