Posted by: Big lulux
Posted by: Canadian from SV
Posted by: Big lulux
[insert generic statement about Reach "not being Halo" here]
[insert statement of true Halo fandom]
[Generic statement of disappointment in Halo: Reach's gameplay and/or design][Generic Halo 2/3 comparison][Insert comment about Bungie catering to newcomers (noobs) and not listening to their "hardcore" fanbase][spelling errors][random grammar mistakes]
[Wall o' text - complete with little punctuation, and rife with grammatical errors and spelling miscues]
[insert DMR complaint][Generic BR vs. DMR comparison][Statement of DMR suckage and how super-awesome BR was][DMR takes no skill statement][Insert reticle bloom complaint][Generic "reticle bloom takes out all skill" statement][Generic 'grenades are overpowered' statement][WTF was Bungie thinking statement][Usage of term 'mini nuke' in describing grenades][more spellling errors][grammatcial mistakes][Armor abilities complaint][Generic Halo=CoD statement][Generic complaints - Jetpack, Armor Lock, Invisibility][Second CoD reference][Generic Bungie is -blam!-][Melee complaint][Why is hammer in Reach statement][Sword-blocking complaint][Scathing insult directed at Bungie][Generic movement speed complaint][No sweet 'trick jumping' complaint][Generic 'We are supposed to be super-soldiers' statment in concern to movement speed and jumping height][Generic MLG will fix movement speed and jumping issues][Weapon damage complaint][MLG fixing weapon damage statement][more grammatical errors]
[Generic 'not buying Reach' statement][Generic "I have X number of 50 accounts" statement][Proclamation of KDR and/or stats in Halo 3][Statement of number of Halo 3 games played]
[More CoD comparisons][Bungie insults][grammatical/spelling errors][Bungie losing competitive fanbase statement][Generic 'Quit Ban' statement][Bungie is -blam!-]
[Generic "how to fix Reach" summary - including statement about bringing back BR, increasing movement speed/jumping height, getting rid of reticle bloom and armor abilities, fix melee, nerf grenades, etc]
[Insult directed at individuals that do not share the same complaints][spelling errors]
My Gamertag is [insert tag with multiple x's, up-and-down letters, numbers substituted for letters, any reference to MLG, BR, 4 shot, sniper, usage of 'z' instead of 's']
Nothing in there applies to this thread so im guessing youre just copy paste spamming it. Reported and PMd a mod.
Actully most of it does. Oh, I'm so scared.
Id love for you to point out the parts that do.
Kind of looks like this to me...
[insert butthurt fanboy who attempts to use comedy and poorly hidden insults that would get anti bungie posters banned in an attempt to mask his nerd rage over people hating on bungie ]